- The Perfect Son
- A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He wil...
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- PALIN QUITS...
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- Sayings from Garfield(加菲猫)
- Money is not everything. There is Mastercard and Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every u...
- 作者：发表于：2009-07-20 09:36:45 点击：84850 查阅全文...
- TWEETING...
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- Blonde Tries To Repair Her Car
- Blonde Tries To Repair Her Car A blonde was driving back from the mall(购物中心) when there was a terrible hail(冰雹) storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted(猛降) her car leaving it full of ...
- 作者：发表于：2009-07-16 09:36:08 点击：62712 查阅全文...
- Good boy
- Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents ...
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- MADOFF GETS 150 YEARS...
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- 作者：发表于：2009-07-10 09:47:05 点击：71482 查阅全文...
- HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!...
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