Q1: A mother has six children and five potatoes. How can she feed each an equal amount of potatoes? (Do not use fractions.)
A1: By serving mashed potatoes. <-See Answer Here!
Q2: My friend Albert the butcher wears a size 13 shoe, is six feet tall, and wears a 42-long suit. What does he weigh?
A2: Since he's a butcher, he weighs meat. <-See Answer Here!