A travelling salesman was passing through a small town in the West when he saw a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the stoop (门廊) of his house.
The little old man looked so contented that
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor talks to him.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to he
The mother of a problem child was advised by a doctor, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take some drugs regularly to reduce your anxiety."
On her next visit the do
While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I heard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray doctor.
“Have you ever broken a bone?” He asked.
“Yes,” the girl repli
Two psychiatrists (精神病医师)were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your most difficult case?"
The other replied, "I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world.
A man who worked at the docks went to the doctor. The doctor knew that the man drank a lot of alcohol and that can result in damage to the liver. So he warned,
"If you continue like this, you could