My name's Randall Davis, and I'm originally from the state of Indiana in the United States. When I was 19 years old, I moved to Venezuela in South America, and later returned to the United States, whe
Police Officer: Hello. 24th Precinct. Officer Jones speaking.
Man: Help. Yeah, uh, it was wild, I mean really bizarre.
Police Officer: Calm down sir! Now, what do you want to report?
Man: Well,
Josh: Hey, I hear you and Stephanie are really getting serious.
Michael: Yeah, I think she'll be impressed with my new exercise program.
Josh: What? What are you talking about? What exercise progra
Apartment Owner: Hello.
Caller: Hi. I'm calling about the ad for the apartment that I found in today's newspaper.
Apartment Owner: Okay.
Caller: I'm kind of desperate, and I need something right
Caller: Okay. Oh, um . . . how close is the apartment to the university campus?
Apartment Owner: It's about eight blocks from campus, but you can catch a number of buses right out in front.
Caller
Diane: Uh, hi. It's David, right?
Doug: No, Doug. Remember? We met at Gary's party last Friday night.
Diane: Oh, yeah. Now I remember. You were standing all alone. We started talking about school
Scott: Dave. I'm going to the supermarket to pick up food and drinks for Saturday's picnic later. Any suggestions?
Dave: Well, everyone has been talking about having a barbecue down by the river, so
Daughter: Dad, can I go to a movie this week with Shannon?
Father: Here. Try this. It's called a book. Ah, Dad! Moby Dick. An American classic. Dad! Okay. Let me look at the schedule here. Hmm. When
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I went to the jewel
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He had a "tongue" of hair on the
Stuart: Amy. So, how are you doing?
Amy: Oh, hi Stuart. School is so crazy these days, and when I'm not at school, I'm at work.
Stuart: Hey, listen. I'm getting together with Sara and Paul tonight,
I love coming to this Italian restaurant. The appetizers and desserts are to die for. When the waiter came to our table to take our order, my friend ordered a lobster ravioli dish, and I asked for my